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Funny christmas jokes for adults

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Q - What do monkeys sing at Christmas?
A - Jungle Bells, Jungle bells!

Q - Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters?
A - They both drop their needles!

Q - What's Christmas called in England?
A - Yule Britannia!

Q - What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas?
A - Thanks, I'll never part with it!

Q - Why is a burning candle like being thirsty?
A - Because a little water ends both of them!

Q - What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?
A - A pineapple!

Q - What do you give a train driver for Christmas?
A - Platform shoes!

Q - What did the big candle say to the little candle?
A - I'm going out tonight!

Q - What happens to you at Christmas?
A - Yule be happy!

Q - How long does it take to burn a candle down?
A - About a wick!

Q - What did the guest sing at the Eskimo's Christmas party?
A - Freeze a jolly fellow!

Q - What party game did Jekyll like best?
A - Hyde and Seek!

Q - Did you hear about the man who went to the fancy dress party as a bone?
A - A dog ate him in the hall!

Q - What would you do if you saw Dracula, Frankenstein & The Swamp Thing?
A - Hope they were going as a fancy dress party!

Q - Why couldn't the butterfly go to the Chistmas ball?
A - It was a moth ball!

Q - How did the chickens dance at the Christmas party?
A - Chick to chick!

Q - Did you hear about Dracula's Christmas party?
A - It was a scream!

Q - Did you hear about the party with lots of fireworks, balloons & crackers?
A - It went with a bang!

Q - What did Dracula say at the Christmas party?
A - Fancy a bite?

Q - Why couldn't the skeleton go to the Christmas Party?
A - He had no body to go with!

Q - Knock Knock
A - Who's there?

Q - Mary
A - Mary who? Mary Christmas!

Q - What did one Angel say to the other?
A - Halo there!

Q - How to cats greet each other at Christmas?
A - "A furry merry Christmas & Happy new year"!

Q - What do elephants sing at Christmas?
A - No-elephants, no elephants!

Q - What does Dracula write on his Christmas cards?
A - Best vicious of the season

Q - What do angry mice send to each other at Christmas?
A - Cross mouse cards!

Q - How do sheep greet each other at Christmas?
A - A merry Christmas to ewe

Q - What does Father Christmas write on his Christmas cards?
A - ABCDEFGHIJKMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ (No-L!!)!

"David remembers accompanying his father out shopping in the toy department of Macy's one Christmas Eve.

Dad said, 'What a marvellous train set. I'll buy it.'

The girl behind the counter looked pleased and murmured, 'Great, I'm sure your son will really love it.'

Dad replied with a glint in his eye, 'Maybe you're right. In that case I'll take two.' "